Watching You Watching Me

We have created such a splendind culture of surveillance it is time to review what we as citizens are putting on CCTV. Much has appeared this week about yobs bullying disabled people to death and we remain a notion looking on. Why not follow the bullying of disabled people on Twitter? 'Darren is running around this freak's wheelchair with his swift, able bodied legs". 

It is not true that a rash of ankle tags, non-served litter picking duties and no scraps with your chips for a week have failed, because child arrests have been increased, especially for those not being able to spell ‘Mississippi‘.

Thankfully, there aren't actually any disillusioned, powerless schoolteachers, or young, feral psychotics: there are only wrongly titled exams, incorrect labelling of drugs and fines. We can cure problems as if by magic, just by conjouring them in a different way. This is why funds are being sought to replace the 'Scotland Yard' sign with one which simply reads: 'Abracadabra'.

Much discussion has taken place again, over how to catalogue this latest crime: 'Is driving a woman with learning difficulties and her mother, to suicide, a hate crime or not'? The Evening Bog Standard did some investigating and as a result we can rule out a crime of passion, if that helps.