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I picked up some cod in Tesco and they appear to have started to make up for their scant allocation of more ethical fish and meat by labelling like this: 'bottom trawler/line caught'.
What cheap trick is that!? Which one is it I wonder...? Why not make all their usually transparent glass jars black - it could be hot chocolate, it could be mayonnaise: over to you folks; you decide.
Doesn't work when you try to pay them though - is it a five pound note or a fifty - no cheating - you have to take it home first
Don't try it in your Valentines' cards either: I love you/you've ruined my life - which one could I mean?
Of course it could have been a misprint. As is 'Tesco' - it used to be spelt either as 'choice' or 'civilisation'.
Cameron: Knife crime up by ten percent? My god: why
are people stealing knives? Are their
kitchens not equipped? They could at least
spread it around a bit and steal few forks
so when the beleaguered of alarm clock
Britain open the draw they're not
completely short of knives.
Aide: Mr Cameron: it means people are being
robbed by other people with knives.
Cameron: How is that happening when all the knives
are being stolen?
Aide: Look: knifepoint crimes up 10%. Robbery up
4%. Fraund and forgery down by 5%.
Cameron: Well there's your solution for fairer
capitalism: invest in what's going up but
don't invest in fraud because it's
going down. Probably because
all those expense claims got returned.
Aide: So you want us to try and buy shares in
crime? I'm afraid you're getting confused -
that's foreign policy…since about 1758.
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